celebration sex 

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.

It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.

celebration sex by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

Celebritard by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

celebriton 

a famous British person, a British celebrity (from "celebrity" + "briton")

Frank: I saw Hugh Grant yesterday in Central Park.
Jen: This celebriton? No kidding!

celebriton by KurtSteinerPL August 20, 2011

Celebratory Wank 

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.

After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.

Celebratory Wank by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

celebretard 

A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.

Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.

celebretard by Bette Noir June 26, 2009

celebritarian 

This is a word coined by Reverend Marilyn Manson (formerly Brian Warner). As humanitarian describes a devotion to human welfare, "celebritarian" describes a devotion to the needs of a celebrity or idol.

"They orchestrated dramatic new scenes, for celebritarian needs" - "The Fall of Adam" (Track 17), "Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)", 2000.

celebritarian by Adam Laughlin June 2, 2005

Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.

"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."

Urination Celebration by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008