Oral Mario Cart Sex 

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

Oral Mario Cart Sex by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

carly selby

Carly Selby is the perfect artist you could search for. If you want a painting of you, go straight to her. She can sometimes be quiet... until she gets angry! All her friends love her though, and she has many bestest friends.

You can always rely on her to keep secrets. Sometimes, sports can definitely be her kind of thing.

'Hey, carly selby, can i tell you a secret?'

carly selby by anon243243 January 28, 2014

Cart Shopping 

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.

Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL

Cart Shopping by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011

Empty Grocery Cart Stare 

That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...

As though looking at an empty grocery cart.

My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.

Empty Grocery Cart Stare by Statutory_Ape March 1, 2011

cart surprise 

when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount

marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!

cart surprise by theONEftw July 21, 2011

carly scott 

Usually a bratty girl who can't control her emotions, and a girl who lies very often.

"That girl is so rude, she cancelled our plans"-girl one
"Is she a Carly Scott?"- girl two

carly scott by Cool_human July 6, 2017

Carly Sue 

Carly Sue is a weird name. She is annoying, dumb, and nobody likes her but she doesn’t focus on the hate. Her sensitivity is strong and she gets sad easily, she is also fat and eats a lot a food. Carly Sue is overall a junky and lazy person. She also doesn’t do any sports and is very lazy. Just kidding Carly Sue is nice.

Carly Sue is lazy and junky.

Carly Sue by 0XXunknownXX0 November 18, 2018