Cartooning

When one is so high, drunk, or simply exhausted that they feel as though they are living in a cartoon.

I just did so many hits of acid I'm totally cartooning bro!

Cartooning by Lowbar April 29, 2013

Christmas Caroling 

Christmas caroling is an act of trolling during the Christmas season. This is done by singing at a strangers doorstep, and it can be done alone or in a group.

Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.

Emma: Shall we go Christmas caroling?
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!

Christmas Caroling by AmeliaClear December 6, 2011

carning 

the act of giving your poker chips away via playing poor hands and using bad judgement. This usually happens after you score a big pot and are in decent chip position during a tournament.

Greg Den Haese is carning his chips again.

carning by Kewlb July 28, 2004

Crooning 

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

Crooning by Stickythings August 4, 2016

Cacooning 

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.

Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.

Cacooning by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016

Carsonian Humor 

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

caroling

Enthusiastically calling out at random girls, as if you know them and their name is Carol, while driving around a college campus with your windows down.

It's 80 degrees and not a cloud in sight, who wants to go caroling?

caroling by sclatos March 19, 2013