Cantelouping 

(cant-a-lope-ing) - when two girls touch bow adorned dicks while licking canteloupes and snorting grapefruit kool-aid powder while being penetrated by the kool-aid man all on top of a gay guy and his straight crush. Note: when two or more sets of girls are cantelouping, it is called a fruit salad.

Sally and Sue were seen cantelouping in the girls bathroom on friday while they were skipping gym class.

Cantelouping by Lena Mae January 19, 2008

Cantaloupe 

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them

Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"

Cantaloupe by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

cantaloupe 

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.

Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!

cantaloupe by ChrisSee October 16, 2008

cantaloupal 

an adjective that describes someone who's ass is so huge that it seems as though each buttcheek is a giant cantaloupe

Dale: Ew, look at that girl.

Henry: Woa! She's pretty cantaloupal.

cantaloupal by Harry Sachz September 26, 2007

Cantaloupey 

Having the qualities of a cantaloupe , in appearence, texture , scent, or taste.

Guy 1: Dude check out the massive cantaloupe esque tits on that blonde over there!

Guy 2: You mean cantaloupey?

Cantaloupey by GamerGuy69 January 17, 2009

cantaloping 

hanging out with friends

Jennie said to her lab partner, "Stop cantaloping with them." when he kept walking to other groups.

cantaloping by Argent101 February 16, 2009

screaching cantaloupe 

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms

Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!

screaching cantaloupe by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009