Calf Grab 

Calf Grab- to grab ones calf vigorously, and hold on untill sexually satisfied.

Boy: Wow that was amazing...

Girl: Yeah your really good at the "Calf Grab!"

Boy: Im just a natural. I love me some calves.

Calf Grab by TheCalfLover23 November 10, 2011

calf sex

puppy sex.

You are not good as a sex partner. Your style of fucking resembles calf sex.

calf sex by uttam maharjan August 31, 2010

Calf Off

It is where one person thinks his or her calves are the best..

When in fact it is clearly one sided that the guys are better and look so good that they may be thought to be fake

Guy: my calves are the best
Girl: no way I work out all the time and pay someone .. I have the best legs ever..

Guy: UM why u freaking out and stomping ur foot ..my calves rule ...

Girl: OMG OMG OMG NO MY CALVES ARE EVERYTHING W/O THEM I AM LOST I LOVE MY LEGS... I AM THE BEST I AM BUCCI.
Guy: we should have a calf off

Calf Off by themuleandbird November 6, 2011

calf gap

Sexier and easier to pull off than a thigh gap....this new aged form of hotness lies between the gap of the calves instead of the thighs. Its presence indicates wealth and beauty and is so seductive that many are starting to notice....

Brandy's calf gap is so hot right now!

Did you see the calf gap on that one! Its the sexiest I've ever seen!

calf gap by Marilyn mmm April 20, 2018

calf locked. 

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

calf locked. by good attention September 2, 2013

calf ribbons 

A pair of tattoos running down the back of a girl's calves. The tattoos in question are usually either a bow with a pair of ribbons going down the back of each calf, or a heart with a single line extending down the back each calf, but there are many other variations. Emo/alternative/goth girls are common to be found with these tattoos.

Guy 1: "Yo, I heard that guy's girlfriend has calf ribbons!"

Guy 2: "Wow, is she an emo?"

calf ribbons by Durial_321 July 9, 2011

calf slapper 

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

calf slapper by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015