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chilly chap stick (CCS) 

When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)

Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.

May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'

May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.

One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.

Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.

a.k.a. artic pecker
Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!
Related Words
CCS ccsb ccsc ccsdude CCSP ccs1337 CCSBC CCSBR CCSD CCSE
This stands for Plymouth-Canton Community School district! P-CCS contains the 3 high schools (Canton, Salem, & Plymouth) which are also known as P-CEP

SEE ALSO "P-CEP"
Student: I hate P-CCS, especially P-CEP
Parent: Why?
Student: Because we have to go to three Schools (Canton, Plymouth, and Salem)
P-CCS by ChrisKitz24 December 26, 2011
This is one of the largest autism disability centres in UK.

ccsbs is famous for there Instagram posts. They like to show off pictures of their students just wearing Spandex.
-"I got help from ccsbc and look where it got me now"

-"We were driving to London yesterday, it took 3 hours longer because we didn't want to go near ccsbc"

-"Joey commit suicide recently, spent to long near ccsbc."
CCSBC by Jim Wilding November 30, 2016
A fucking prison that has mad irrelevant people there
Student 1: I was thinking about going to CCSC
Student 2: Don't go there it's a fucking prison
ccsc by Sis what's tea April 3, 2019

blind ccsided 

when you don't know that the person who emailed you also blind cc'd someone else, like your boss.
I got blind ccsided when Allison included my boss in his email.
blind ccsided by Super Jules December 4, 2010
A Girl With 36 C Bra Size
CC's by ehhdee May 6, 2010