bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."

bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

bullshittitude 

the extent to which an object, concept, ideal, etc is BULLSHIT.

I think the sheer bullshittitude of the fact that GWB is president is astounding.

bullshittitude by widgester!@!11!! October 15, 2002

bullsitting 

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.

Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!

bullsitting by valvenus November 23, 2011

bullshipping 

The ability of stores to compensate for an item's market value by projecting an initially low retail price, and then backhanding you with a shipping charge that may only be described as obscene.

"The desktop was only cheap until I found out that the ground rate was $85. What bullshipping."

bullshipping by Rubellius March 25, 2010

bullslutting 

In dating, excessive female flirtation (with a male) with no apparent direction, and paying no dividends.

I've been dating this chick for three months and she still won't even kiss me!

Dude, she's bullslutting you.

bullslutting by WoodSW October 30, 2007

bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.

Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."

bullshifting by supereboy November 27, 2012

Bullshittenfreude 

When you do bullshit but it's so bullshit that you feel bad.

What a load of Bullshittenfreude!

Bullshittenfreude by BleEthan July 11, 2022