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Buckley's chance 

You've got Buckley's chance mate!
Buckley's chance by markuz January 5, 2006

buckley-out 

Abruptly removing oneself from a social situation or gathering larger than two persons.
Sharon is so socially inept, she would buckley-out of her own birthday party even as we were singing "Happy Birthday."

Buckley's 

no hope or chance
(australian slang, also Buckleys)

Buckley (1780-1856) was an English convict sent to Australia who escaped and survived against the odds for 32 years - living with local aborigines. Everyone had given up on him. Although he survived, the phrase is often used to indicate no hope or chance at all, which is what was thought of they guy until he later surrendered to white settlers.
you've got 2 chances - Buckley's and none
Buckley's by drleah December 18, 2009

Buckley's Hot Dog Law 

Two hot dogs are never enough, yet three hot dogs are always too many.
Campbell thumbed his nose at Buckley's Hot Dog Law when he reached for his third hot dog. He would soon regret this decision.

Buckley Shuffle 

Dancing while masturbating in someone's kitchen.
We came home from the grocery store to find Patrick doing the Buckley Shuffle.

Buckley Ball Rub 

The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.
"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"
Buckley Ball Rub by JoshuaPuddle October 24, 2016