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A nerdy child whose soul purpose inlife is to be ridiculed.
Joe "I feel sad"
Fred "Go find Blaine"
Joe "thats a great idea"
Blaine by joaquindk January 1, 2009
Blaine is a incredibly perfect human. He’s so chill to be around and so handsome and strong too. He always puts others before himself and is so caring. He just cant be described by how amazing he is. His love for his family is incredible and it’s a bond that can’t be broken. He just is perfect I’m ever way. He’s incredibly compatible with a girl named Anna but we don’t talk about that ;) Blaine is very athletic and shy. He’s very quiet but his ideas and creativity isn’t. Blaine is jsut a perfect person in my option :)
Anna: I miss blaine rn
Incredible Mahican fairy of awesomeness: I have a surprise

*Blaine pops up*

Anna: OMG BLAINE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
BLAINE IS SO FRIKING DUMB ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY LIKE HE SAYS THE DUMBEST THINGS AT THE DUMBEST TIMES BECAUSE HES SO DUMB LIKE HES UGLY AS FREAK WEARS THE UGLIEST CLOTHES HE SO SLOW AND SELFISH
Blaine is so annoying and dumb
Blaine by hdgye67 November 11, 2019
(noun); (adjective) A guy who likes the men; Typically likes to cuddle.
Sorry, I only like Blaines..
Blaine by SaXopHonE PLAYA August 30, 2010
a really stupid person...usually
one who all girls think looks like bigfoot
That guys blaine...he will never get any.
blaine by Lenenenen September 16, 2008
A failure at school, social skills, work and life in general. Blaine often has long blond hair or curly brown hair and suffers with depression due to being over weight.
Man: here lies Blaine Jennings, cause of death, suicide because he was fat

Blaine’s mother: thank god he’s gone

Blaines father: shut up you
Blaine by Jasonspussy July 2, 2018