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Monkey Nigga Bitch by American_failiure November 23, 2020
Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey
Any "person* that just needs to beat to death. They likely won't accept the consequences of their bullfuckery
Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey by Slam an 8-ball January 28, 2024
Batch Monkey
(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...
Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"
--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"
--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"
--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"
--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"
--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
Batch Monkey by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009
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Where's My Money Bitch
What to say to your friends when they owe you money and they won't give it to you.
also a popular song on youtube
also a popular song on youtube
Person 1: hey, can i pay you back tomorrow?
Person 2: Where's my money, bitch?!?
Person 1 hands over the money, says "shit" under their breath, and leaves.
Where's my money bitch is a comand that prevents someone from giving you bullshit.
Person 2: Where's my money, bitch?!?
Person 1 hands over the money, says "shit" under their breath, and leaves.
Where's my money bitch is a comand that prevents someone from giving you bullshit.
Where's My Money Bitch by ALivingJoJoke June 12, 2018