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AP Biology

A never-ending course of destruction and despair rendering innocent, unsuspecting students in an irreparable state of insensibility and incoherent muttering. This course is designed to produce a free and renewable source of distant cries for schools across the nation. 70% of class time is spent doing anything but biology, including but not limited to: chemistry, physics, making tables, inventing new ways to yell at computers, and, of course, math. All AP Bio students will encourage others to take the course next year, so long as they have not had class for at least 2 hours prior and it is not a lab week.
Student A: Hey, how'd your AP Biology lab go?
Student B: Not bad. I only had 10 plants die this time. I finally have one that lived!
Student A: We were only supposed to have 8 plants.
Student B: AP BIOOOO!!!

Student A: How'd you do on the immune system test.
Student B: 28!!
Student A: Niceee

It deals with biology 

A way to say that it deals with, or is, sex without saying it. Very useful when a shy or inexperienced person is trying to avoid embarrassment. Can also be used to keep the true meaning of a conversation/question from being realized. Biology in this case means reproduction or sex.
1. "It deals with biology." Spock to Kirk. Spock was not about to say 'sex' to Kirk. He was too embarrassed.

2. "I'm not sure what Paul and Ali (girl) did last night, but I'm sure it dealt with biolody," Joanne said to Virgina.

3. "He asked me to help him with his biology! Little did I know that he didn't mean his homework!" - geeky girl
a class that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can't even pronounce

biology= many try, few succeed
dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.
biology by fierychic769 December 26, 2008

phoney-bologna 

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
phoney-bologna by Telephony March 4, 2015

AP Biology

A time and mind-consuming vortex of dispair, from which there is no excape. It destroys GPA's, self esteem, and dreams of one day becoming a biologist.
I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3.
AP Biology by Cherting March 14, 2008
Bologs is an incomprehensible thing, it cannot be described in any way shape, or form.
Old man bologs said your cheese is out.
Bologs by Bologs November 17, 2022