BET 

A channel that completely accepts and encourages the stereotypical black attitude and lifestyle. In other words, the degradation of human culture. As if it wasn't degraded enough...

This is what makes other races dislike blacks.

Host of a BET show: "Yo yo yo, man, dis here is the new video from, uh... uh... *inhales deeply* Sh*t, man, I need a joint. Get me one real quick, dawg, and I'll find dat cue card. Ah, hell, who am I kiddin'? I can't read."

BET by Rufus Shinra November 11, 2004

BET 

The most conservative channel on cable television.

It has numerous religious shows, supports gun ownership, celebrates fiscal independency, and appears to be resistant to progress and new ideas.

Also it is at times racist, homophobic, sexist, and unoriginal (not to say that conservatives are racist, homophobic, sexist or unoriginal but...come on...)

You know that a channel is conservative when it begins nearly every day with four hours of religious programming.

BET by forks August 25, 2005

BET 

Black Entertainment Television. Usually makes whites look bad in a indirect way, talking about how the black race has suffered slavery, when really none of the slaves are still alive today. Also takes pride in the fact that they 'came from the ghetto'.

BET can't seem to remember that the 'actual' blacks can't afford cable, so only the plush blacks from the 'burbs watch it.

BET by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004

BET 

Black Entertainment Television also known as Animal Planet is the result of some half retarded monkey inheriting millions and deciding to invest it in absolutely worthless bull shit.

Mark: hey man did you watch BET last night?

Aaron: no if i wanted to see monkeys i would just go to the zoo and make a day of it.

BET by Ronis Mcfinnigan September 6, 2009

BET 

An Acronymn for Broken English Television. Is availble through satellite and cable tv hookup. Plays a hip hop and rap music videos that are usually inside a night club. Known to even break tv screens from all the pointing and gang sign flashing going on. Loved by more white people than black.

BET "I like the way you be right thurr..."
BET "I axe you to da club"
BET "For Shizzle Dizzle in my mizzle got dang hizzle."

BET by Surisis August 8, 2006

Bet 

A way to explain that you are going to do the action that someone has challanged you too.

Or

Someone has said something to you in a challenging way so now you have to respond with something so you say bet.

Boy 1: your not jumping off that cliff

Boy 2; big bets I'll do it right now

Boy 1: you won't

Boy 2: * jumps off cliff and falls to his ultimate death*

Or

Girl 1: im gonna tell Ethan you like him

Girl 2: bet I'm gonna tell Erick you like him

Bet by my_nameisnotrick February 3, 2019

Bet 

Short for "I bet." Used as a form of verbal irony, the word is said when someone could in place say also sarcastically; "oh yeah sure, I bet"

"I could totally outrun Usain Bolt"
"Lol dude bet"

Bet by ifrylikepotatoes February 6, 2017