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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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batting for the other team 

batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

bagtrick 

Tricking someone, drawing his / if you're being a hick, her attention to your uncovered testicles, often by revealing the testicles in the very last moment. More advanced ways include time bomb-like acts, like taking a picture of the testicles with the subject's cell phone and setting it as a background.
- Look what nice magazine i brought you!
- Hey, thankies ... *magazine lifted, testicles uncovered* ewww dude, gross!
- Ha ha! Gotcha with this bagtrick!
bagtrick by kusoja August 4, 2007

Batrisyia 

The most cutest, prettiest ,and beautiful girl in the whole world. One of a kind. Usually the smartest person in an institute of some kind. Very funny however can get very shy with people she doesn’t really know . Many boys fall for her but only one can remain her true soulmate whom would be shy , smart , charming, hot and kind too. She is a
kind of person who will treat someone well if
they are close. If she was with her BFE, she
would be a very talkative person. Her
personality is good and she does not like
annoying people. She also does not like
people who make jokes about something
stupid. She is very clever and likes to help
people alot. Many people loves her
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Batrisyia by Farrahnatasha November 22, 2021

battiboy 

A male who likes to have rectinal intercourse with other males.
Hey homo.. er.. I mean battiboy.
battiboy by Nathar Leichoz May 14, 2003

ogre battling 

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.
Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!