cat in the bathroom 

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

cat in the bathroom by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014

school bathroom

gum and chip bags in the urinals. also, gay orgies and vaping. hair in the sink. NO SOAP.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SCHOOL BATHROOM SMELLS SO BAD!

school bathroom by WeWillAllDieSoon October 29, 2019

family bathroom 

Where teenagers go to hook up and have sex when they have no where else to go.

Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.

Typically not the classiest place to get it on.

Did you hear? They lost it, family bathroom style.

family bathroom by hi9853 September 24, 2008

Bathroom Anxiety

Not being able to go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar or public place, or while other people are around, in fear that they may hear you. Mainly occuring with dookies, but can also happen with peeing. Cured by going home and using your own bathroom.

"I've been on vacation for a week and still have not taken a crap. I think I'm becoming constipated due to bathroom anxiety."

Bathroom Anxiety by Mariah R. April 26, 2006

Private Bathroom 

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.

Private Bathroom by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

bathroom reader 

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

bathroom reader by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

Bathroom soup 

Eating shrooms in a broth in a bathroom while hiding from people.

Hey let's go eat some bathroom soup.

Bathroom soup by Jo6k9er June 24, 2022