batting day remake 

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

batting day remake by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

mast batting 

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

mast batting by drum solo March 30, 2009

Batting Lefty 

To be gay.

Can be batted lefty or bats lefty.

I'm pretty sure Josh is batting lefty.

Batting Lefty by Super Sirius July 19, 2009

batting 

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

batting by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

batting for Boston 

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans

Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

batting for Boston by NYY_Fan June 3, 2008

Batting for Lancashire 

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.

Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire

Batting for Lancashire by Tatereater July 10, 2010

batting 100 

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

batting 100 by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008