barnyard bitch

Any girl that looks like a farm animal. Most commonly resembeling a pig. One under the infulnce of alcohol or drugs may not realize they have encountered a barnyard bitch until they wake up next to her sober.

"Alex went out with a barnyard bitch before he left her for Kristyn."

"The barnyard bitch Mike used to date acted like a total hater when Kasey was there with him."

barnyard bitch by kamy gwozman March 20, 2008

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Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.

when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born

Barnyard Blast by comedian314 May 27, 2009

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barnyard nigger

Barnyard 1.Nigger, a african american(nigro), 2. Could also be a white-bo hardass,that deals drugs n does drugs, 3.Is either a hardass nigger or born in a barn

(someone yells,)"hey look t that barnyard nigger barack obame!

barnyard nigger by steve bink January 10, 2009