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Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016
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Baker's Folly 

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.
To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.
Baker's Folly by boatbutter March 9, 2007
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Lachlan Baker 

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Twice Baked Doritos 

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos
"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
A side hustle or another form of income. For instance; usually rappers who are new to the game do yet not have enough money to withold a pure income simply from music, so they have a “backend”. Typically for a rapper who is connected to the streets, this could be gambling, drugs, or etc.
Guy: “Damn, all that money is from the concert?”

Guy 2: “Naw, that backend came in last night.”
Backend by deto610 November 18, 2018