Augustine 

He's literally a genius, smart and handsome and handsome

I'm Augustine.

Augustine by uhron January 7, 2021

Augustiniano 

A god usually referred to as a man with a insanely large penis and love football and is a genius at everything he does

That man is trying to be Augustiniano

Augustiniano by Romeo😂?? October 25, 2018

St.Augustine CHS

A school located in the most Asian place on earth, Markham. A place where Asian do drugs, but we have half nerds half Autistic. The school has been taken over by Asians, and we only speak chinglish. Math is our #1, but our average is around 70%. We are better than any other school in Markham, The Nerds goes to Harvard, and The Autistic cant even finish grade 9. we have the useless program in the world, is called laptop program. which is full of chinks and like 0.000001% white.

ALLAH: Why is there Egyptians in St.Augustine CHS?
AKUBAR: IDK, we hav to eliminate all the chinks by bombing them.

St.Augustine CHS by The Markham Chink January 9, 2019

St. augustine prep 

kick-ass school that pretty much beats every other school in every sport. including eustace in ice-hockey. those bitches got nothin on us, oh yea, st augustine boys also get more girls than anyone.

st. augustine prep is the best school ever.

St. augustine prep by brg-jb July 30, 2008

augustino

i very funny person who loves pulling jokes on her gf and likes to do sexy things to his or her gf he also loves sweets so if you wanna get with a person named augustino get him some candy

girl omg look at augustino today i heard if you buy candy for him he might end up liking you

augustino by toyko_smash September 14, 2021

St. Augustine Apple Toss 

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

St. Augustine Apple Toss by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Augustine Bowden 

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow

Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope

Augustine Bowden by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020