Dirty Augustus

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style

Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus

by Plat23 April 2, 2020

Augustus

A Roman emperor (63 BCE to 14 CE), winner of the civil war that ensued after the death of Julius Caesar. The month of August gets its name from Augustus. He was a patron of the arts, and despite his bloody ways his reign is often seen as commencing golden age in Rome.

Augustus commissioned Virgil to write the Aeneid.

by moonbug November 12, 2006

Augusta, Maine

1. The capital of Maine that doesn't deserve it because Portland's way bigger with more to do.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.

The only thing to do on a Friday night in Augusta, Maine is go to the Wal-Mart.

by MandaME October 25, 2008

Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.

When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.

by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010

augustus gloop

a word for dick

he showed me his augustus gloop

by Sokar September 11, 2013

Augusta, GA

Nasty ass ghetto city in Georgia more commonly known as Disgusta. Has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure ass nastiness. The place smells like ass and looks like a third world country. Half the population is retarded and the other half just look that way. It would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.

Take a trip to Augusta, GA and it will make Detroit seem like paradise.

by FarmFresh August 9, 2009

Augusta, GA

Also known as Disgusta, a very boring place where the people who live there have nothing to do but look forward to getting invited to Putt-Putt parties. Around Masters Season all the people who live there have to deal with traffic and can never step out until it's safe. The best thing you can do is look at overpriced things in the mall and go downtown. If you're a criminal, then trust me you have a variety of hotels to hide in. Every road has churches, hotels, and restaurants. Unless you're a heavy praiser of Jesus who likes to sleep at a hotel every night and eat at any local restaurant, then there's no reason to come live here willingly.

The Masters is held at Augusta, GA every year, the only exciting thing that Augusta itself has going for it.

by Augusta Civillian August 24, 2018