Gas station attendant 

An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.

Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not

Gas station attendant by edggya June 22, 2009

toilet attendant 

A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.

I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!

toilet attendant by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

pool attendant 

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

pool attendant by lovedrunk97 March 10, 2017

Flight attendant 

The epitome of quality customer service. What all customer representatives should be like in every realm of business.

The way Jane was treated by the flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her ISP to cancel her internet plan.

Flight attendant by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023

Glory hole attendant 

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

Glory hole attendant by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018

Fright Attendant 

an over 50, unattractive frowing flight attendant

How was your flight?

It was OK but you should have seen the fright attendant. She looked like the lunch lady at school.

Fright Attendant by f2xtimes November 11, 2014

Fuck You Attendant 

The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.

I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.

Fuck You Attendant by OhDon'tYouWish July 27, 2010