asp 

Acronymn:

asp: a shortened, more efficient relacement of the acronym ASAP.

"Hey, you need to RSVP to that invitation asp, man!"

asp by Rebecca Bailes March 19, 2008

asp 

letters used to shorten at some point

i need to do that work asp

asp by Teal Deamon May 13, 2006

asp 

The one and only ASP MAN!
Usualy accompanied by Aaron Smart and the G.P CREW!
G G G G G.P CREW!

'Hey Asp!'
'Sup Asp?'

Come on people its a name how hard is it to use a name.

asp by Asp January 11, 2005

ASP 

acronym Assorted Sugar Products used to cover the competing terms lollies, candy and sweets

'Lets go and buy some ASPs'

ASP by pipmeister February 3, 2008

ASP 

After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.

ASP by Bigpalm1983 July 6, 2017

ASP 

All Suck Penises

Damn they ASP

ASP by alpha sigma phi December 5, 2017

ASP 

a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.

friend:"what did you get an asp for"
you:"i got an asp for helping a 5th grader with their work"

ASP by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019