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Aladdin Complex

The obsession with appropriating elements from Arab and South Asian cultures, especially when one does not belong to said cultures, and using them for aesthetics.

Inspired by the 1992 Disney film Aladdin in which non Arab and non South Asian viewers are left confused about where Aladdin is actually set because white people think all brown people are the same ethnic breed and have no purpose of existence outside of fulfilling their exotic fantasies.

This fetishisation, however, is not exclusive to white people and many other PoC have fallen into it, namely East Asians.

The end result of however these cultures are abused is so bizarre and confusing it can only be described as bastardisation. What was meant to look exotic and spicy (whatever the hell that means) is now a hot mess of genie lamps and bindis.

Not the ideal melting pot.
“Did you see Blackpink’s new comeback teasers?”
“The one where they’re wearing maatha pattis and doing namaste hands?”
“Yeah what the hell was that?”
Nasty shit, they have a bad case of the Aladdin Complex.”

Aladdin Complex

an unusual attraction to Middle eastern/ Indian guys
Ever since Laura started watching Bollywood movies, she has developed a pretty severe Aladdin Complex.
Aladdin Complex by CHALLLAH!!!!!!! September 30, 2009

Aladdin Package Rub 

When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"
That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.
Aladdin Package Rub by billho July 15, 2011

Aladdin's Cave 

To successfully perform an Aladdin's Cave, the man must first find a suitable candidate. A female that has suffered with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) for a number of years will suffice.

The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.

At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.

The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
"What did you do last night?"
"Went to Aladdin's Cave bro!"

Aladdin Boy 

Someone who instead of stealing bread, steals $2 bills from his FATHER.
TOM GEIL is and Aladdin Boy
Aladdin Boy by jngg May 3, 2010

Aladdin Fingers 

When a person trims his/her fingernails only slightly more than the suggested amount to cut, resulting in a thin pink line of pain and a "Whole New World" of sensitivity in their fingertips.
MARCIA: "Come pet my dog, Stacy!"

STACY: "I can't, Marcia! I have Aladdin Fingers! My senses will be overloaded!"

MARCIA: "You're hella-weird, Stacy!"
Aladdin Fingers by zoecou March 29, 2014