ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

ancient albanian sign language by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.

Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

Ancient Astronaut Theorists by C17H21NO October 7, 2013

Ancestry.com 

Typical dating site used by Alabamians.

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!

Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

crown and anchor 

Cockney rhyming slang for "wanker".
Used as a derogatory term, or insult.

"I'm a plastic gangster, They call me a crown and anchor"

crown and anchor by Little Hazel January 11, 2009

ancash 

Reciprocity network in which the subjective (demand-oriented) value, data, and unique attributes of an object--physical, virtual, and chronistic (time-oriented)--can be traded independently of each other on a blockchain-based ledger. Anarcho-cash

Ripple is an ancash platform in which you can not only purchase plane tickets, you can trade more abstract attributes such as how long the plane will remain airborne.

ancash by sandraxine August 15, 2017

sue-ance 

(noun) A ritual that involves summoning the spirit of a dead person in order to sue said spirit

Kyle: Aw, he's dead?
Stan: So then we can't sue him?
Attorney: Why not? You can always sue somebody. It's just gonna take some special protocol. We would have to perform a sue-ance.

sue-ance by snakemasterepic January 13, 2018

Anchor Run 

Running in just underwear and shoes to a Delta Gamma sorority house and then leaving underwear on the anchor or lawn if no anchor is available. After underwear is removed, participants run back to starting location in their shoes.

I barely made it away from cops during that Anchor Run.

Anchor Run by lnull February 21, 2010