Dumber than a rock on a bad day 

Dumber than a rock on a bad day, which would be dumber on the dumb scale compared to "Dumber than a rock".

Friend 1: Your dumber than a rock!
Friend 2: Your dumber than a rock on a bad day!
Friend 1: Shit.

Dumber than a rock on a bad day by jeffboi42 August 20, 2020

stuck between a rock and a hard place 

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't

Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.

When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

stuck between a rock and a hard place by NikkiMac August 9, 2007

dumb as a rock 

Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

dumb as a rock by Octopod November 8, 2003

hard as a rock

To get errected to the point it is compared to a rock

"Your Di*k Is hard as a rock

hard as a rock by Therockhardtroller May 6, 2019

A Rocket To the Moon 

GOD

have you heard of a rocket to the moon? im sure you have because they are god!

A Rocket To the Moon by homeskillet20 April 14, 2009

pope is a rockstar 

The statement the "pope is a rockstar" is about the false narratives we create of people in our mind, contornting them to fit our our desires

The pope is the furthest thing from a rockstar. She knows him to be one thing but tells herself he is something else, to comfort and make her feel alright

pope is a rockstar

pope is a rockstar by fRaNcHoTo December 14, 2021

bust a rock 

The modern "gangsta" handshake where each person makes a fist and slams it into the others fist, knuckle against knuckles.

Bust a rock with a playa! (approximate meaning-shake my hand)

bust a rock by skimahorn March 2, 2008