1) Being very late.
2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time
on the phone with some dude while you play with her
yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.
1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.
2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking
on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.
2b) I was laughing at Rob
Schneider when I realized
the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.