Pulling a Will 

When co-workers set an event outside of work, and one co-worker bails without notice after he/she agreed to meet up.

Co-worker 1: Is Co-worker 3 still coming?
Co-Worker 2: Na, he's Pulling a Will.
Co-worker 1: I saw that coming.

Pulling a Will by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

a wild hair up my butt 

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

a wild hair up my butt by talk2me-JCH2 April 17, 2021

Take a wild fucking guess 

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

Take a wild fucking guess by Thaddian July 9, 2015

pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

pulled a wild hare out of my ass by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011

Moan Like A Wildebeest 

To make love to the extent that, at the climax of the orgasm, and usually when nearly out of breath, the female (and sometimes the male as well) will let off a moan akin to that of a wildebeest. This happens rarely, but when it does, you will know you made a fine lovin' that night, enough to the extent make Ron Jeremy blush.

moan wildebeest wildebeast sex love Ron Jeremy climax orgasm wtf loving shaggin shagtastic shagarific cougar godly Moan Like A Wildebeest

Moan Like A Wildebeest by JonRejemy August 25, 2010

a wild hoe 

A different level of hoe.

liza: i'm a wild hoe
everyone else: agreed

a wild hoe by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018

A wilbo 

jigging school when you are going to arrive late to your morning extension maths class

Gupta: OH NO, IM GOING TO BE LATE TO EXTENSION MATHS
Junny: DW, LETS PULL A WILBO

A wilbo by susrico August 25, 2022