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Dismemberment of a lamb 

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

Dismemberment of a lamb 

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

Mary Had a little Lamb 

Where the money reside. Head bitch in charge, everyone else follows.
That’s on Mary had a little lamb

A Sam Lamb

Creepy, greasy fat dude who flaunts his child pornography collection.
Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
A Sam Lamb by Kard December 11, 2017

marry had a little lamb 

A great rock song with amazing guitar solos
Man this song is just like marry had a little lamb

laugh a minute bitches (lamb) 

A laugh a minute bitches or lamb is a phrase used when you and your mates are having so much fun, it's a laugh a minute.
Can't wait to go out with the girls it's going to be lamb, laugh a minute bitches (lamb)

two shakes of a lambs tail 

i will be down in two shakes of a lambs tail