Rape a donkey 

This is a term used when someone messes up on something or fails badly.

Guy 1: Crap, i got a F on that test
Guy 2: Yeah, you raped the donkey on that

Guy 1: Oh damn, someone stole my bike
Guy 2: Haha, shame. You raped the donkey
Guy1: Fuck you. Go rape a donkey.
Guy 2: Just cause you did

Rape a donkey by vdragyn May 17, 2010

Flipping a Donkey

Being screwed or otherwise shafted.

Dude this 11-8 shift really flips a donkey!

Flipping a Donkey by proy June 24, 2005

Dude, I'm a donkey! 

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.

"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)

Dude, I'm a donkey! by Almer March 5, 2009

you a donkey wit it yea 

def 1: a girl with many curves
def 2: fine, hot, or very goodlooking girl

he said, "You a donkey wit it yea" as the girl walked by.

you a donkey wit it yea by wah mle February 11, 2009

Choke a donkey 

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

Choke a donkey by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012

Pissing On A Donkey

To Urinate On A Donkey, Good Times Are Generally Had!

'Dude I'm Totally Pissing On A Donkey Right About Now'

'Aw Man, My Donkey Ran Away'

Pissing On A Donkey by Comfort.Eagle February 5, 2010

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express 

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011