gawk gawk 9000 

when she suck your cock mega hard, so hard in fact she's consumed 9000 calories worth

Him: Damn you sucked my balls dry with that gawk gawk 9000, like they are shriveled up into raisins now. I am absolutely drained right now holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Her: Yeah I guess that's my breakfast and lunch for the day, I am stuffffffed

gawk gawk 9000 by MegaCunt69 January 27, 2022

Guac Guac 9000 

Someone who gives gratuitous sloppy blowjobs. You know, with the eyeliner and the tears.

You know Christina's dirrty. She's def a guac guac 9000

Guac Guac 9000 by ninjakong January 31, 2022

fingerblaster 9000 

The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds

Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

fingerblaster 9000 by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013

Gawk Gawk 9000 

It's is the sloppy treatment

Jane should give Shah Minhaj Ali the gawk gawk 9000 dripping to the balls like niagra falls

Gawk Gawk 9000 by Samigop February 3, 2021

Over 9000 

Goku's power level, according to Vegeta's scouter.

In the manga, however, Goku's power level was over 8000, and Vegeta was less enthusiastic about it, saying "It's over...8000." What compelled them to change it for the anime, no one knows, but it was a smart move overall.

"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?!"

"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!"

"What nine thousand??"

nine thousand
9000
9 thousand
nine thousaaaaand!!!

"It's over 9000!!!"

Over 9000 by meteoryte May 1, 2009

super fiend 9000

noun.

1. a person who is extremely addicted to drugs, narcotics, or any form of substance that may alter ones perception.

2. someone who goes to a parties high off their ass and then drinks to the point of intoxication or until the booze is gone and THEN leaves to another place to find more drugs and alcohol.

3. the spawn of a crackhead and a tweaker.

4. the superfiend will have wild uncombed hair, a stench that can be smelled for miles, the look of a startled animal, and the voice of troll.

5. er to the nesto

6. someone who fabricates wild stories that involved them on drugs and alcohol when in reality was just a hallucination.

7. someone who fiends beyond comprehension.

8. The combination of 9000 fiends.

the super fiend 9000 comes from a long line of super fiends.

the super fiend can only be destroyed by making the person take a shower and read a book.

God damn put down the pipe super fiend 9000!

Oh shit hide your weed its super fiend 9000!

Super fiend 9000 I think it is time for you to stop doing drugs.

Oh snap, look at that super fiend 9000 running down the street naked with that crack pipe.

Who invited the SUPER FIEND 9000, he is sucking up all the booze at the party.

super fiend 9000 by thejavage February 23, 2010

over 9000 

Over 9000 is a term used to express a great amount of skill, strength, speed, etc. The term originated from the anime show Dragonball Z when Nappa asks Vegeta what his scouter ( a device used in Dragonball to measure the power level, or battle strength, of someone) said about Goku's power level. Vegeta's scouter was designed to pick up a power level up to 9000 whereas Goku's power level was "over 9000" which was what he told Nappa.

*Goku shows up*
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's over 9000!!!!!
*Vegeta removes and crushes scouter*
Nappa: What, 9000?! There's no way that can be right!

over 9000 by :) epicsauce June 11, 2011