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A movie that is actually quite lame, with absolutely nothing groundbreaking about it (it is actually very regressive in many ways). By calling a few slo-mo scenes coupled with frenetic zooms "groundbreaking" is only indicative of the intellectual bankrupcy of today's sheeple. BTW, it is NOT AT ALL the "very definition of manhood" and men who have half an intelligence would not look up to such moldy and ancient archetypes of "manhood". If so many men weren't such dupes, they would be very very happy that this is no longer what makes a man. A man today can be much more than just some deluded military cog.
300 is an irrelevent film that feeds violent,negative impulses to a population of lost, identity stricken males in a time when such beligerent behaviour only causes sadness, tragedy, and destruction to a high degree.
300 by shealee December 15, 2008
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300 is a racist movie with absolutely no historical basis, it is widely believed that the Spartans won the battle of thermopylae, but in reality, all they did was hold off the Persians for less than 3 days before every single one was killed. the Persians in the movie are played by black men, but in reality, Persians are whiter than Greeks.

the best approximation of forces
Greece: 300 Spartans + 5000 other greek soldiers
Persia: ~20,000 immortals + 2000-2500 fodder conscript soldiers.

casualties:
Persia: ~3000
Greece: 5000
as you can see, the Persians owned the Greeks at thermopylae, but the idiot Hollywood directors once again make the Persians look like animals.

300 sucked, don't go see it.
300 by da booze man January 29, 2007
1. The number following 299, and preceding 301

2. An award-winning graphic novel depicting the Battle of Thermopylae by Frank Miller, inspired by the movie The 300 Spartans. It's first issue was published in May 1998.

3. A movie based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, highly praised but often criticized for it's historical inaccuracy by people that fail to realize that it's a movie based off of a comic book, which was in turn based off of another movie, and NOT a documentary.

4. A perfect score in bowling.
1. ...298, 299, 300,...

2. "I read Frank Miller's 300 yesterday, it's truly a masterpiece."

3. Person 1: "Hey, did you go see the new movie, 300?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was terrible. There was almost no
historical accuracy. The fighting styles were wrong, the
armor was wrong, and the numbers were wrong."
Person 1: "No shit, sherlock. It's a movie, not a
documentary."

4. Person 1: "I bowled a 300 today!"
Person 2: "That's amazing! You should go pro."
300 by Morrauk December 15, 2008
The secret of the industry; To pass on a favor concerning around $300.00 free dollars of choice to a stranger. The stranger in turn recieves the benfit of purchasing the $300.00 product that he or she gave to you, (having to pay the actual price of the product), that you recived for almost nothing when he or she gave you the $300.00 product of choice for a coupon price.
The girl recieved the 300 creme for a almost nonexistent price, because the clerk believed the girl when she said she left her coupon at home. The girl returned to the store, and the clerk let the girl know that she the clerk is now using the creme too!
300 by Choose Wiseley October 1, 2011
Definition of “being 300” is being 16. The jokes comes from a interview chief keef had where one of the interviewer said chief keef was only 16 and he replied saying no he wasn’t and the interviewer said then how old are you and he proceeded to tell her he was 300 because he didn’t want the world knowing he was 16
Girl: he’s only 16
Guy: no I’m not
Girl: then how old are you
Guy: I’m 300
300 by Ricky Bobby Abe September 30, 2020
how many days somebody can go being not scared at maximum due to the scary nature of the number 300 and its resemblance to the word usually sad by cartoon ghosts and used to scare children
alright its day 300 of not being scaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
300 by somebody like truspirit June 14, 2021