February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

February 22 by Woody from ToyStory February 21, 2022

February 22

National Slap 'dem booties day. Go find your friend or bf/gf and slap their booty so hard the get a mark. Do not waste this day. This day is an excuse for all booty slappers to do their thing. So go out into the world and smack them booties. We are all proud of you. If you're still sitting here, GET UP AND START SMACKING BOOTIES NOW!!!!!

Boyfriend: Hey babe, it's February 22, Time for some booty smackin'

February 22 by FROGGIRLOFTHEWORLD!%&(*# November 15, 2019

February 22

A bitch was born

Its February 22! It’s graces birthday. She’s a real bitch

February 22 by SmartyPants763 November 2, 2019

february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!

Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine

february 22 by Lion_ King October 15, 2019

February 22

National Clover’s Birthday 🎂

Person: Hey what day is it?
Me: It’s February 22, National Clover’s Birthday 🎂

February 22 by tiktoksfavcurlygirl October 15, 2019

February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

February 22 by Krkič February 21, 2020

February 22

People born on this day steal the girls or men these people are just built diffrent

Yo being born in February 22 is amazing.

February 22 by A actual dictionary xd xd December 4, 2020