Satan 

My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.

Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."

Satan by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005

Satan 

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

Satan by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

Satan 

Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.

satan

Satan by olstar18 July 7, 2011

Satan 

the government................

The government is Satan.

Satan by off, December 28, 2005

Satan 

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

Satan by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Satan 

Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.

Ya better figure it out mang.

Satan by satanists are brainwashing control freaks March 10, 2005

satan 

Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.

At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!

satan by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005