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pokey stix 

delicious stix (not sticks) that can only be found at Gumby's in Athens, GA. breadstix with cheese and garlic, cannot be used to poke people. most often consumed by UGA students.
oh, you ordered pokey stix? will you marry me? they are delicious, let me mooch!
pokey stix by Ambre May 9, 2006

Power Shit 

when you really gotta take a crap but you hold it in extra long and when you get to the bathroom your crap is been ready and waiting. normally power shits are quicker than normal dumps.
holy crap iv been holding this crap in sooo long its definitely going to be an epic power shit
Power Shit by D-Laird420 December 21, 2008

Power Shower 

a long refreshing shower that relieves stress and brings nourishment to the body.
meaghan and brian took nice long Power Showers
Power Shower by meaghan May 13, 2005

power stance 

Variant of the Captain Morgan stance, usually done by politicians in campaign videos. Typically executed with the raised foot on a school desk and with the upper body leaned forward a bit. Often accented by draping a coat/jacket over one shoulder.
I'm surprised Obama won, given the distinct lack of power stances during his campaign.
power stance by Kaaosa May 27, 2009

power stance (BOOM) 

when you see the girl of your dreams, you lean forward and flex your arm down all the way (BOOM). this is a common device used for picking up chicks, and it is endorsed by joey the trainer.
"Damn, im not one of those guys who is confident with his abilities." -Jordan

"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey

"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan

"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey

Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).
Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
Power Shopping by ben d. over January 8, 2013