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Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth
Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?
Shard sharking by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Mojave spanking 

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.
"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

Vermont spanking 

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time
Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.

donelian spanking 

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!

Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.
I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.

Unflavored Sparkling Water 

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.
Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."