crackhead joe 

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

crackhead joe by bulletface March 29, 2015

crackhead crafting 

When one finds that the act of “crafting” or making something takes place at odd hours of the night.

“Megan said that she was sewing more bags at 2am, she was crackhead crafting again.”

crackhead crafting by Sexy Mama Potato November 15, 2019

crackhead soup 

A package of Ramen noodles.

Hey, man, get me some crackhead soups on your next commissary buy and I'll hit you off with some rollies when my buy comes up next week.

crackhead soup by Oscar Hammersteyn September 18, 2005

Crackhead Behavior 

When someone is doing things a crackhead would do, such as: sell things they own for cheap, try to get money, act shady, bother you constantly. Behaving as a crackhead would.

Mike was trying to sell me his new PS3 games for $15 when he bought them for $60 Wednesday. That's crackhead behavior right there.

This dude agreed to drink my piss for $5. If that isn't crackhead behavior, I don't know what is.

Crackhead Behavior by AustYo August 22, 2011

Crackhead Energy 

A term wrongfully used by girls in their Tinder Bio. These girls actually have Iced Coffee Energy, which is on par with the actual annoyance of Crackhead Energy. However, true Crackhead Energy is a result of using crack cocaine, a strong stimulant drug that stimulates the central nervous system. Users often get high and have loads of energy, which often keeps them up for days at a time! Signs include: talking insanely fast, running with one shoe on, asking for a dollar outside of CVS, and picking up cigarette butts on the city sidewalk

Roger: Damn! That dude just got run over by the Port Authority bus and now he’s climbing that 400ft building with no shirt!

Tim: Yeah, typical crackhead energy...

Roger: Damn, at least drunks pass out

Crackhead Energy by theguywhoknowsall December 2, 2020

crackhead suzy 

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

crackhead suzy by Vec849 January 29, 2010

crackhead o'clock 

Used to describe an hour so late or so early as to be almost painful, usually between the hours of 2am to 5am. Also used to denote a time where looking at your watch will be of no value, because it's just that late or early.

Betty: Damn, what time is it?
Hortense: It's crackhead o'clock, that's what it is!

crackhead o'clock by Aeliane May 23, 2006