Just as the founding fathers intended 

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

feather in his cap 

to have a lot of people on ones' side.

He started his job with a feather in his cap.

feather in his cap by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Featherhead 

A lighthearted fun mischievous person.

A head covered in feathers.

A forgetful person.

'After getting to know him/her they are quite a featherhead!"

'Wow look at that beautiful featherhead."

"Your such a featherhead."

Featherhead by Odisco January 29, 2017

cooter feather machine 

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

can i borrow a cooter feather machine?

cooter feather machine by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009

The Italian Feather 

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

The Italian Feather by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

Feather Freak 

Similar to a Wannabe Indian, a Feather Freak is a douche that feigns and claims American Indian heritage (typically Cherokee or Blackfoot); festoons their home with Native American swag and counterfeit Navajo rugs and other trinkets; and revels in everything Native American related.

This goddamn American Indian trade show is brimming with blond-hair, blue-eyed feather freaks in chokers.

You can spot a feather freak by their howling wolf T-shirt and dream catcher dangling from their rear-view mirror.

Feather Freak by First Nation Fool January 8, 2012

Feathered 

Originating from the British slang "Bird” or formally "Burd” for describing an extremely fuckable woman, in conjunction with the American slang "Chick". Also there is the 1960s song "Shake a Tail Feather” which has been covered by many such as Ray Charles, The Monkeys, The Blues Brothers, and the phrase was used by hop artists Nelly and P.Diddy in ”Shake Ya Tailfeather" Therefore when a woman has a beautiful ass, she is thus, feathered.

Omg, that ass... She is so feathered!

Feathered by ItsMyPsedonym November 21, 2018