party nirvana 

The ultimate partying experience - getting completely hammered while never embarrassing yourself. If you wake up with only happy memories, positive stories from others of the things you don't remember, and no hangover, you have achieved party nirvana.

Kari: Whoa I had such a fun night last night, I was so shwasted

Leila: Yeah you came home and didn't get sick or anything, you were just really happy and funny
Kari: It was such a fun night, I'm not even hungover this morning
Leila: Dude I think you reached party nirvana

party nirvana by work_hard_play_harder September 3, 2014

dude nirvana 

when someone is at the life peak of a bro

got a good girl
making money
good at what he does
doesn't even need to fap
and does not need to work much

Friend:yo you know jimmy dude he is in total dude nirvana
You: Damnnnnn

dude nirvana by raywilliamthethird November 14, 2017

Never Mind Nirvana

A novel by Mark Lindquist about a man who refuses to grow up. It references many different bands, especially those from Seattle and/or the grunge scene, and the book contains many sex scenes. The name of each chapter is a reference to a song, such as "Hell's Like Teen Spirit", or "Sometimes in Winter", although in my opinion, the funniest chapter title in the book was "Courtney Love Must Die".

I read Never Mind Nirvana the other day, and now I can't stop listening to Pearl Jam.

Never Mind Nirvana by Basil Rowenoak March 31, 2008

piss nirvana 

A heightened state of urinary awareness and euphoria, achieved after urinating for two minutes without interruption.

Jay- Dude, today I finally achieved piss nirvana.

Zac- No way man! I never get past 1:28

Jay- Seriously man, I see everything differently now

Zac- I need to drink some water

piss nirvana by volklman September 21, 2009

real Nirvana fan

Someone who listens to Nirvana and knows a lot of their songs other than Smells Like Teen Spirit

Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous! God that song is AWESOME!
Person 2: Name one lyric from Blew.
Person 1: What the fuck is Blew?
Person 2: You're not a real Nirvana fan.

real Nirvana fan by IAmTheNextRockstar April 20, 2011

Reaching Nirvana 

The most pleasurable sensation, reaching orgasm with a q-tip in your ear, smoking a cigarette, watching tiktok and taking the biggest most satisfying shit of your life

'I've been reaching nirvana recently, I did it yesterday and I can never go back'

Reaching Nirvana by Matt4TatTat July 12, 2022

dirty nirvana 

A teenager with long greasy hair that plays acoustic guitar all day. They usually wear Iron Maiden shirts and love bands like Metallica. They can be seen in places like Sam Ash playing guitars because they don't have enough money to buy them.

Dirty Nirvanas are usually walking down streets alone with an acoustic guitar on their back.

dirty nirvana by CEO, Smash Productions January 2, 2008