Dog shit-eating knob gobbler 

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican

Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well

Dog shit-eating knob gobbler by Doucherag December 18, 2004

goober gobbler 

A dick sucker,penis puffer

Man yo girl told me that u was a goober gobbler. She saw it fo herself.

goober gobbler by Mama Redneck July 27, 2006

gobble 

a phrase used to describe someone as a superior form of goblin.

ew she’s such a gobble

gobble by dec bhw September 24, 2019

rice gobblers 

any asian race that eats rice also reffered to as noodlesuckers, gooks, nips, slant eyes, yellas

while on patrol in vietnam i was walking through the jungle when some rice gobblers leapt from behind a bush and i was amazed that they all fit behind that small shrub

rice gobblers by CAPTAIN HAPPY TITS May 16, 2010

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble 

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble by srathraz November 27, 2009

cock-gobbler 

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

cock-gobbler by pstage May 13, 2008

grindle gobbler

someone who licks grindles or taints; an asshole or otherwise undesirable person

Man your friend Andre is a real grindle gobbler, huh?
Yeah, he's gay.

grindle gobbler by JThungstrom July 10, 2006