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Last Jedi 

to destroy old favorite characters in order to put new, fanfic-level characters on that pedestal.
"Have you played Last Of Us 2?"
"Yeah. They totally Last Jedied Ellie and Joel for Macho Ma'am."
Last Jedi by Leshy June 19, 2020
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Ghetto Jedi 

(Noun)

A person of limited income or resources that can use their "street cred," or reputation, to pull off amazing purchases, usually in high stakes trading within the drug or black market. All types of creative financing schemes may be used, but must be beneficial to all parties involved on a continuous basis (90%) to obtain the rank of Ghetto Jedi.
*Chauncey:* "How the hell did Jody get that '69 Camaro?"

*Virgil:* "He started by trading a pocketknife for some weed 2 days ago, and traded up ... The dude is a Ghetto Jedi for real..."

ass jedi 

Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.
I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.
ass jedi by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master 

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

Street Jedi 

An individual which has mastered all corners of urban slang, and can use them without fault or defeat.
Rebecca Murden, REM & Jason Gallimore JAG are at one with the words of the block, the masters, the street jedi
Street Jedi by micafimo September 4, 2010

The Urban Jedi 

When one man takes a toy lightsaber and shoves it in to an other mans anus, and vice versa. then afterwards they pull out the light saber and sword fight.
Jeff and Jesse are such big of nerds they watch starwars all day and play The Urban Jedi.