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Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.
ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."
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buck daniels 

alcoholic cocktail consisting of half buckfast, half jack daniels. tastes like shite.
john: you on the vodka tonight?

chris: na on the buck daniels...gonna vomit over myself then smack the shite outta someone.

john: ah nice one.
buck daniels by banana99 April 6, 2013

Fatty Daniel 

Fatty Daniel : a fat man to all limits . Very huge guy . One of rare kinds . Has no friends . Stupid . Annoying . Fat lard . Friendly over all . Watch out for Daniel . He will get mad if you tell him to cannit . He will sneak into your class picture .
You are being very Fatty Daniel today .
Fatty Daniel by Magicmike1642 August 25, 2016

The Daniella Classic 

The Daniella Classic is a trick where one sends a Whatsapp Message to another, and deletes it immediately, to pique interest and force a reply.
"She tried getting his attention by using The Daniella Classic"

Damien Nagle 

A famous bagel store owner in Madagascar.
Come on guys, let's go to Damien Nagle's Bagles!
Damien Nagle by Samuel Tang May 2, 2009

emocan dance

A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.
girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."