Funny Boning 

An orgy in a circus ring with elephants mounting clowns and the ring master.

Person 1: Lets have a funny boning session!
Person 2: Sounds good.
Crowd: Wooo funny boning!
Elephant: ohhhh right!
Clown: Ouch!

Funny Boning by Karl, Matt and Fran January 8, 2009

Bunning

Similar to Definition 4 except for the fact that it is usually done between two males in which one vigorously Slides his penis in and out of another males ass crack until ejaculation. Various forms include the "Bunn(sin) Burner" in which hot sauce is used to lubricate the crack.

Kyle and Waldo had became bored with the traditional means of "Bunning" and decided to spice things up and try the "Bunn(sin) Burner" The two invited Big Mike as long as he brought the hot sauce.

Bunning by Runnin&Bunnin November 9, 2013

Ham boning 

When you are just fucking the shit out of some ham

Damn jack, during thanksgiving I was ham boning the shit out of the ham

Ham boning by Someone u hate December 4, 2019

Borning 

In the process of being born

the baby was borning in the hospital

Borning by Pokemon Simpson's June 15, 2021

porch boning 

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

porch boning by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

Star Bonding

To bond underneath the stars with another soul or souls while in the process of admiring & appreciating the elegance & essence of their power & magnitude.

“Do you have anything on the agenda for the camping trip?”
“Just BBQing and star bonding if the skies allow!”
“Sounds like a gorgeous time!”
“It would be divine if things aligned.”

Star Bonding by keeshan22 April 24, 2022

Turkey banning minecraft 

On march 10, 2015, some motherfuckers recommended a ban on minecraft because it's being based on violent lol (cuz u have to kill mob to protect ur stuff = violent)
some people think that they just want attention to become more powerful (by forcing kids to stop having fun) but the ban failed in an unspectacular way

turkey banning minecraft for being too violent but the ban failed lol

Turkey banning minecraft by missingno_kekw April 30, 2022