Greg 

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.

Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"

Greg by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021

GREG 

Someone who likes things that smell good whether its outside male or female. Greg is a great guy but loses his mind time to time. Greg is a greek word for loose. Greg means army in japan.

Omg you smell good asf . Wish i was more like greg

GREG by Lee Rickerson November 23, 2021

Greg 

A blind man with a massive dong

Do you know Greg? He must piss a lot.

Greg by Bobbyttt November 23, 2021

Greg 

Turns head weird, huge cock

Yo why does this dude greg look at me like that

Greg by Not greg November 23, 2021

Greg 

A Greg is a guy who is intelligent. Because they're all about the ones they love, Gregs will often be found hangin with their family. These dude really do be working hard too. Gregs are attentive boyfriends both in and out of bed. Careful listeners and patient, but they can be a little too picky sometimes. Gregs can have a quick temper but that's because they tend to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their wounds are deep but nothing that a little love can't fix. Hard working and loyal, Greg might be mad at you today, but all will be forgiven by tomorrow. If you need some laughs, Gregs are where it's at!

Susie: Dang it, I have a flat tire.
Jane: Better go find you a Greg.

Greg by SupYo_ November 27, 2021

Greg 

Greg (Danny Gonzalez)

Remember Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube (don’t look that up)

Greg by With ur mom December 4, 2021

Greg 

Greg is a pervert and a selfish bastard. He definitely has a small penis so he try’s to

Compensate. You will never find a bigger douche bag. Some might go so far as to call him bitch. He will hurt you and he should do time for going for girls much to young for him. Girls be warned he will give you rug burn with his beard.

Greg is a terrible person

Greg by Nick62105 December 7, 2021