Bridge Jesus 

The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.

Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.

Bridge Jesus by neckslapper November 28, 2017

could jesus suck his own dick 

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

could jesus suck his own dick by jesus.net April 19, 2018

Sexy Jesus 

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

Sexy Jesus by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Meme jesus 

Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus

That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible

Meme jesus by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Pan Jesus

Pan Jesus also know as Beebo aka "Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco" the savior of the Pansexuals .

I went to P!aTD concert and saw Pan Jesus

Pan Jesus by Pussisucc April 23, 2019

Cabbage jesus 

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

Cabbage jesus by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns

Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..

The Jesus by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020