Captain Eevee 

A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com

Captain Eevee by Captain Eevee December 4, 2020

Minor elevation paranoia 

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

Minor elevation paranoia by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021

Burrel elementary 

If u go to this school u are probly mexican and soo cool😎😫🤞🤞better than everybody else

I go to burrel elementary ofcourse I'm better than u🤨

Burrel elementary by Hotimieyser September 13, 2021

Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics 

Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics:
When you're trying to impress someone, use big words that neither of you know....like elementary aerodynamics.

Hey dude if your trying to impress that chick, use the Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics. Works every time.

Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010

Maple Ridge Elementary School 

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.

poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?

Maple Ridge Elementary School by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

The Fifth Element

In the 1997 movie of the same name, the Fifth Element is Love, the metaphysical unifying force of the physical elements of wind, earth, water and fire, and channelled by the divine being Leeloo as a weapon to destroy evil.

The Fifth Element is the most powerful force there is

The Fifth Element by iSage October 10, 2021

the fifth element

the weapon to help us defend ourselves from alien shit

''perfect'' - the scientist who made her
''flawless''- the old man who knows about the fifth element

the fifth element by douchebag of the year January 28, 2017