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Someone who is addicted to the zoo..
Erica Dreher is such a zoohead, those penguins lure her in every time..
When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits
Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"
zooted by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008
The most annoying generation after boomers. Most Zoomers are under the age of 16 but think they know everything because they made Tik Toks in their rich parents houses all day. While Zoomers are the most accepting generation, they are also the most sensitive. Today a zoomer on Twitter said that being picky about food is a disability. That's what you get with Zoomers.

Most of them are beyond obsessed with K-Pop to the point where they will spam fan cams all over twitter no matter how unrelated the Tweet is. Known for their markedly low IQ and attention spam, Zoomers will likely be studied as the first generation to have full access to the internet as a kid. Zoomers like to spam random characters and repeat the same meme over and over again. In reality, Zoomers are just the 16 year old white girls right now and everyone knows 16 year old white girls are the worst people on the planet. So basic you can bait them into posting specific memes like "you dropped this king" without their 40 IQ brains realizing. Zoomers are stupid but accepting. So they're bad but not as trash as boomers. And they're all kids so, in 10 years they might be much better.
Zoomers are annoying but at least most of them hate Trump.
Zoomer by jerryatric June 21, 2020
A Slang term for Shrooms/Mushhrooms
zoomers by Intention May 24, 2003
High off any drug, preferably, marijuana
Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!
Zooted by Cristobal Martin September 1, 2005
Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)
He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!
Zooted by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019