stomach pump

being turned on by something so disgusting that you vomit into your lap and use said vomit as lube to masturbate

that naked dead chick was so hot beej had to go stomach pump.

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stomach scurvy

This is what happens when an alpha gam gets so wasted on spring break that she gets seasick on land and hallucinates seeing pirates in south padre.

Damn...that alpha gam prez had stomach scurvy so bad she thought she was a seasick pirate wench in the 1800s.

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When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard

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I fucking hate this word. It sucks

Person 1: “ stomach “
Person 2: stabs person 1 in the stomach

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When someone mixes vodka and cider and proceeds to drink it.

Tim over there has a iron-stomach after mixing vodka and cider and drinking it.

Iron-Stomach by Le Buck December 2, 2019

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When shooting a powerful gun, you’ll be blown back off your feet. The pain will make you reference “MY STOMACH IN MY ASS YO”

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A person’s head is so far up another’s ass it would just be easier if that person just had a glass stomach.
AKA G.S.S

Nick has such a bad case of glass stomach syndrome that Marco should just get a glass stomach.

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