sasha pieterse 

a precious fucking bean who doesn't deserve to be body shamed.

plays alison dilaurentis in the iconic show 'pretty little liars'.
should date shay mitchell instead of that pineapple of a fiance.
can go from hot, cute, to a daddy or all, in the matter of seconds.
emison EMISON emison EMISon is LIT
sashay
fuck me up pieterse

"whats your daddy's name?"

"sasha pieterse"

"what?"

"what?"

sasha pieterse by ganjarauhl October 8, 2016

sashibaka 

Sashibaka is an icon, she is funny and goofy and is the president of life

Your funny, you're such a sashibaka

sashibaka by looksbyangelollie April 19, 2023

Sasshole

A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.

Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.

Sasshole by John Locke the Sassiest October 9, 2012

Sasuage 

Another name for a penis cock dick or pecker

Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!

Sasuage by SlopNChop April 6, 2017

Sasuke Uchiha 

Uchiha Sasuke is a main character in the Naruto series. He was originally introduced as a protagonist; a member of Konohagakure's Team 7. As the series progressed he became an antagonist, culminating in his association with the Akatsuki, becoming one of the most dynamic characters in the series. Sasuke is also one of the last last surviving members of the Uchiha clan, along with Uchiha Madara.

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone.

Sasuke Uchiha by Attack.Attack98 April 27, 2011

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch 

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

saskatchewan chrome 

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

saskatchewan chrome by wetcoaster July 8, 2007