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Pubic Suzanna 

A mangy unmaintained pubic region around the female genitalia. Often covered in sores, patchy hair (which is down to bad shaving) or wart covered. Extreme cases have had crabs and puss filled boils.

In recent years the Pubic Suzanna has actually become a deliberate fashion choice for such 'shock artists' as Lady Gaga. Who deliberately shave badly, their pubic region for this effect.
The infamous blue waffle is a example of a Pubic Suzanna made by neglect, not intent.
Pubic Suzanna by Ian Bentley December 30, 2013
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pubic hair 

hair that is on your pubes.
Sick, my pubes are growing pubic hair that is fucking puzzling. Don't eat pubic hair.
pubic hair by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pubic Knots 

When a girl/guy decides to braid your pubics
Jeff: Dude, your girl friend gave me Pubic Knots!
Kyle: You fucking moron! I don't have a sister!
Jeff: Fuck...
Pubic Knots by Leven August 29, 2005

Pubic Toothpick 

Calling a person "Gay", or a "Slut" OR if they had the experience. The meaning of the word is as in they finished having Oral Sex with a man, and clean their teeth with a toothpick. As the results of cleaning their teeth, they find pubic hair on the toothpick, from the Oral sex.
Pubic Toothpick by Sam V.B. June 24, 2011

pubic zirconia 

pubic hair that is a replacement for normal pubic hair, normally found on subjects below the age of 13.
"pubic zirconia" is pubic hair that is taped or attached to the genital area that has not officially grown in the genital region
pubic zirconia by REYNOLDINO October 19, 2008

Pubic fuck 

Pubic fucking is when you let your pubes go into your womans vagina and you fuck the shit out of her....with your pubes.
Donnie borschel spent his weekend pubic fucking his bitch in the back of the school book depository building.
Pubic fuck by Large rectom April 8, 2011