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dingleberry 

A common yet delightful hybrid of fecal matter, shit paper, and ass hair. Dingleberry's can be the result of poor anal hygine and are the primary suspect for the infamous ass itch
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys! Sure will miss the skids!
dingleberry by King Turd January 21, 2006
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dingleberry fiesta 

1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.

2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.

3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.

dingleberry fairy 

the entity that gathers hair, dust, crap and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the ass hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.
that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.
dingleberry fairy by jumpinjim December 21, 2009

Dingleberries 

A follower of the some-what well known vlogger on youtube JoshuaDTV
"What's up Internet! Hey dingleberries, how's it going?"
Dingleberries by olrowe May 10, 2015

dingleberry 

A dingleberry is very simply, a piece of fecal matter which hangs on to the ass hair within a mans ass crack ommiting an unpleasent odor which can be smelled when close to ones ass. It can also cause itching in the anal area.
Damn man, I got a case of dingleberrys. I better clean my shit better next time.
dingleberry by C. Ciccone September 22, 2005

dingleberry 

A mass of toilet paper and feces that clings to the anus and surrounding anal hairs.
While scratching my rectum, I was pleasantly suprised to find a plethora of dingleberries suspended in my pubic hair.

dingleberry 

a small piece of doodoo that hangs on an ass hair
I was doing 69 with my girl when she told me a dingleberry fell into her nostril
dingleberry by slicksal July 9, 2007