Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.

While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!

Baghdad battery by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023

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main battery

A main battery is the primary weapon or group of weapons around which a warship is designed. As such, a main battery was historically a gun or group of guns, as in the broadsides of cannon on a ship of the line. Later, this came to be turreted groups of similar large-caliber naval rifles.

e.g.: FIRE ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS!, LOAD ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS WITH AP ROUNDS!

main battery by Dinacheris June 22, 2023

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car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

car battery by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023